Sunday 22 January 2012

Girl of my Dreams

I have found the girl of my dreams.

She's a stunning, elegant majestic blonde.

She is loyal, loving, intelligent and very affectionate. She is always pleased to see me and shows it. She loves my jokes and never minds what I watch on telly. She never complains about me going to the pub or criticises my driving.

Her hobbies include long walks in the country and nights in by the fire.

Yes; ladies and gentlemen, she's a labrador.

I'm here all week!

JR

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